Holy barnicles

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.

"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Barnwelled

When you get so fucked on a night out and you wake up in the morning you feel absolutely barnwelled

Guy 1: did you have a good night last night

Guy 2: yeah it was mental I got barnwelled

by Frank.ka January 28, 2015

The barnicle

A closet homo that’ll shag your cat and blame his brother

Damm I got barnacled again!
(the barnicle was here)

by Victor wrongly June 1, 2020

Rusty Barfield

When a hooker gives a man a blowjob with less than half of her teeth and a mouthfull of cinnamon

dude that hooker last night gave me a Rusty Barfield

by Schek November 6, 2009

Nut barnicle

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.

1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.

by AROND July 19, 2007

Barfield

Very strong; muscular man who is secretly admired by many women. Great personality and has a very large penis.

I am in love with Barfield.

Barfield has a huge penis.

by Ben Grogy February 4, 2010

barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"

"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006