Barnacle

A queer or a fag

Man 1: Dude, your a fucking cunt!
Man 2: Fuck you, you fucking barnacle!

by Jeff39 April 08, 2017

Barnacle

A young girl that hangs out with old dudes that own sail boats.

Man, be careful around Nicole, that chicks a barnacle.

by BigCase19 April 18, 2021

Barnacle

A clingy person, this could be a friend, a girlfriend, boyfriend... they cling onto you and demand attention all the time as a barnacle clings to the bow of a ship.

Ew Tracey is such a barnacle, can we like, scrape her off...?

by wuhmanwonder March 13, 2018

Barnacle

A spot of jizz on skin that dries and becomes crusty, just like a barnacle on a boat

I blew my load all over jenny's forehead, and now she has a barnacle on there

by hickdave19 November 03, 2009

Barnacle

The barnacle is a sexual manouver where the male spurts his love juice over a woman's bare chest. The woman must let the goo dry forming the 'barnacles'.

The woman then dresses and spends the day proud in the knowledge that someone loves her enough to barnacle her.

"Why is Jill so happy?"
"Her husband gave her a barnacle this morning"
"Lucky bitch."

by Ramp-man November 06, 2009

Barnacle

a reference to something that is attached to you for mutual reasons. Commonly used to replace the word penis.

Dylan has an incredibly huge barnacle and is totally awesome too!

by The Cyan Dart March 04, 2009

Barnacle

The male version of a Stage 5 cling on. That dude that blows you up non-stop and attaches to you like a barnacle...much like a puppy.

Independent Chick 1: "Girl, that boy is thirsty, he keeps blowing me up."
Independent Chick 2: "Damn, another barnacle?!"

by Snow Bunny G February 02, 2015