blargument

Its the term for when two or more people have an argument
via blogging.

guy: "hey man i hated your blog"
guy2: "fuck you i saw that stupid blog reply"
guy: "you stupid fuck, we are having a blargument"

by *rainbow* December 9, 2008

Burgumentum

A word used by his 4 supporters when Doug Burgum gets 1% of the vote in the 2024 republican primary

Clown 1 : Doug Burgum got 0.69% in Iowa. Burgumentum baby!

Clown 2 : Bruh.

by kylekulinskifan August 10, 2023

Barbument

An argument between a couple (typically a man and woman), caused by watching the Barbie movie.

Jeff : "Damn, Billy and Sandra don't seem happy with each other!"
Mike : "No shit, they just got back from the cinema, I think they're having a Barbument..."

by funnyman_123_ July 29, 2023

Bargument

An argument between two or more people about trivial, nonsensical, unimportant topics that occur only while drinking at bar. Typically unrelated to any topical or pertinent discussion topics, and has no real emotional ties for those involved.

Example 1:
Dude A: "Tom Waits wrote Ol' 55. I'm sure of it."
Dude B: "No, the Eagles did, and Tom Waits jacked them!"
Dude A: "No, The Eagles covered that tune. Look it up!"
Bartender: "Hey guys, keep that bargument down over there, you're creeping out the cool kids."

Example 2:
In text message to oustide source: "I'm in the middle of a bargument- what was that 1980's film about the pizza delivery boy played by Patrick Dempsey? I said Loverboy, but no one will agree..."

by EazyP April 1, 2009

bargumentative

A person who becomes more opinionated in a bar or pub after a few drinks.

After a pitcher of Guinness, Ben gets bargumentative about everything from bands to football. He's kind of a dick.

by bluegrassg8r June 29, 2011

farkument

(abstract noun) getting into an argument with at least one other person online at the notorious www.fark.com; reloading the page/making multiple comments so you an another farker can argue about some topic

"Billy, take out the trash, this is the last time I'll tell you!"

"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"

by phillydrifter January 3, 2008

Barguement

When a person is fighting to get the best bargin for themself

I was in a big city and I was in a barguement with a store clerk to get the best bargin...I won

by Oakieman April 23, 2009