barista crawl

Moving from coffee shop to coffee shop in an attempt to get homework done. When a coffee shop gets too boring, crowded, or hostile (kicks you out), it's time to move on to the next one.

L: Dude, the library is closed for Labor Day but I still have that huge paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started.

G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?

L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.

by triberocker July 3, 2009

Baraktard

Anyone who lies about his or her abilities to be a leader.

Man: "Billy sure doesn't know how to shoot a gun, he shouldn't be our gang leader."

Dude: "yeah Billy is a baraktard."

by Trab911 April 8, 2011

Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

baristae

A hypercorrect false Latin plural of 'barista.' Typically ironic, indicates blanket disdain for all baristas of the pseudo-intellectual breed.

1. Baristae are the worst of the hipster lot.

2. Yeah, to look cool, the baristae at Sam's Cafe on 42nd were reading Ovid in the original Greek.

by snellite February 7, 2013

puta barata

literally, in spanish, a puta barata is a cheap whore. if she has to charge such a low amount of money, it's because no one would want her for a cent more!

X:"did you date the prom queen?"
Y:"hell no, she's such a Puta Barata!"

by Timbo BSB May 13, 2006

Barnstaple

A small (shitty) town in North Devon. Reputed to be the end of the universe, this was disproved when it aquired a 'Subway' and was deemed to be slightly better than Bideford, its nearest rival for that particular accolade.

Barnstaple boasts a number of shops, 'attractions' and pubs. Most of the population spend at least 65% of their time in the latter, choosing to stab, glass, or at least stamp on- any outsider.

Any outsider to Barnstaple can be identified by a grasp of the English language, a recognised qualification (any) or an inability to be fascinated by a 'Subway'.

Let us not visit Barnstaple, there are Subways in other places, yet these places do not revere this fact as they often have more interesting things than a heated sandwich.

by Mr Dan January 29, 2007

barista

1) A person trained in the art of preparing and serving espresso.
2) Anyone who prepares and serves coffee products in a coffee shop.
(Italian for "bartender.")

It's essential for a barista working at Starbucks to know the difference between a latte and an espresso.

by Mary October 21, 2003