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Terry Bannister

Terry a blonde dumbass child who thinks its funny to mess around with girls emotions. A wanker for saying that they love them on what is supposed to be a loving day eg: valentines day. Somebody who thinks there a player but really is begging for it he's a wanna be and self-centered immature child don't go for a terry you will regret this.
Terry bannister: im breaking up with you.

1 min after girl goes to her friend
Girl: worst mistake of my life terry bannister is.
by ilklik February 16, 2014
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Banisate

Used when someone starts a secret relationship with a girl that is not single and force her to cheat on her boyfriend.
We met Jason whose gf is banisated by the root of banisating in an extreme bad banisatioally way. so let's clean the cruel world from banisation phenomenon.
by Ariali February 24, 2019
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Bannistering

To be denied or otherwise fail in attracting females or not satisfy a female
Chris tried him best charm and exhausted his wit but ended up bannistering and being denied his chance at love
by Johnny Slapshot May 31, 2019
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bannister test

A test to prove if the stories about oriental women being "cut the wrong way" down below is true.

An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.

Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."

Jenny: "Sure thing"

Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'

Oli: "I knew it!"
by Johnny Smartypants August 28, 2008
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baniated

To cause yourself to become banned from a wall on Facebook.

Personal banning from being able to make posts on a persons wall due to snarky behavior.
Carolyn would not stop being snarky, so she got herself baniated from posting on Brett's wall.
by Kranky. December 18, 2009
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Banisate

Used when a boy has a relationship with a girl that has a boyfriend and force her to cheat on her boyfriend.
We met Jason whose gf is banisated by the root of banisating in an extreme bad banisatioally way. so let's clean the cruel world from banisation phenomenon.
by Ariali February 24, 2019
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Banisate

Used when a boy has a relationship with a girl that has a boyfriend and force her to cheat on her boyfriend
We met Jason whose gf is banisated by the root of banisating in an extreme bad banisatioally way. so let's clean the cruel world from banisation phenomenon.
by Ariali February 24, 2019
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