Stupid Flash Bang

A Flash-Bang is a device used by law enforcement or military personnel to stun people without causing serious injury. Not unlike a firecracker there is no metal or shrapnel that disperses upon explosion. There is simply a loud bang and a large flash of light which disorients any persons within a certain radius. This allows the person(s) utilizing the flash-bang to enter, escape, or take control a situation.

A "STUPID FLASH BANG" is a technique used by person(s) who are being investigated or questioned. Said person(s) repeatedly answer any questions asked of them with nonsensical or meaningless answers. Or in some cases the same answers continuously. The goal being to ultimately cause the accuser or investigator to give up the questioning. And therefore end the investigation, allowing the accused to escape while the investigator tries to fathom how someone could be so stupid or, tries to make sense of the answers which cannot be made sense of at any point.

Question: What are you doing here? Answer: I don't know. Q: Well then why are you in here? A: I don't know. Q: But you know you don't belong here, and yet you are in here, so I ask again, what is your purpose for being in here? A: I don't know. Q: Did you walk in here? A: Yes. Q: Did someone call you in here, or tell you to come in here? A: No. Q: Are you aware that no one is allowed in here? A: Yes. Q: Then once again I ask, why are you in here? A: I don't know. End Result: Out of total frustration: Just get out. Picks up phone calls doctor: Doc, I've just been hit with a Stupid Flash Bang. Dr.: Lie down, and have no contact with that person for at least 24 hours. Contact could cause irreparable harm to your brain.

by Man of Justice January 22, 2014

Flash Bang

Loading gay porn on a device and throwing it into a group of unsuspecting males while yelling "Flash Bang!"

A humorous way to prank your straight friends by exposing them to gay porn

I really got those guys at the other table with that flash bang I threw at lunch.
My friend hit me with a flash bang.

by Chrispyboi69420 October 22, 2018

Flash Bang

When you masturbate in another room till you almost cum. You then call your girlfriend or wife into the room. Upon her entrance, you cum in her eyes, thus blinding her. Once done with that, you slap your dick on her ears, thus deafening her.

Guy 1: "I gave my girl a flash bang last night."
Guy 2: "How did that go."
Guy 1: "Allow me to answer that with a question. Can I sleep at your place?"
Note: Will usually end with one angry girl.

by Gamer117 December 11, 2009

Flash bang question

A question that is so basic or so stupid, you are stunned and delayed to give a response.

I really hate working at the airport during tourist season, you get a lot of flash bang questions.

by dunlopallstar July 17, 2011

Chocolate Flash Bang

When you shart into a persons eyes temporarily blinding them.

I just gave him a chocolate flash bang and he was so scared.

by Midsize October 24, 2018

Flash Bang

When a girl flashes a guy, then gets banged by beformentioned guy.

"I wanted to get his attention so I Flash Banged him."

by KindlyFuckOff November 4, 2019

Flash Bang

Noun: The act of a group of strangers spontaneously engaging in sexual intercourse in a public place with lots of foot traffic (EX: train stations, plazas, airports, malls, parks). Such events are actually planned but appear spontaneous to anyone who not involved in it's planning. It should be noted that the organizers of Flash Bangs are typically very welcoming should anyone want to take part.

(Verb) Flash Banging: The act of taking part in a Flash Bang

The current record for largest Flash Bang took place with 28 people in the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum.

Person 1: Hey did you did you take part in that Flash Bang in Central Park?

Person 2: I did! It was a blast!

by Supposedly_Bacon May 29, 2020