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banana split

In a sexual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls rectum prior to engaging in anal sex. Afterwards, a bowl is used to catch the result, a lukewarm mixture of jiz, mushed banana and excrement.
Doing a Banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries. A friend of mine did one in Cuba the other day.
by Demarates May 12, 2006
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Banana Split

The act of receiving oral from someone with a split tongue.
'You know the guy I've been dating, the one with the split tongue? He totally gave me a banana split yesterday, my clit's never been so well tongued!'
by #awkwardconvos March 6, 2014
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banana split

A woman or man that uses a banana to pleasure herself or himself.
I'm going to treat myself to a banana split tonight.
by randomthoughts89 December 10, 2010
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Banana Split

When a male sits on desk, most likely old and you could see the shape of his penis and balls.
while in class...

ana, "look at the teacher crotch"

juju, "ughh thats nasty"

ana, "that looks like a banana split !"

juju "thats gross"

ana "hey shut up, thats your type of banana spilt"
by anabanana123 November 25, 2009
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banana split

Your guy comes over, he give you his banana and you ask him to leave right after.
Honey, come over and give me a banana split, I need to get to work early tomorrow.
by Ber September 7, 2006
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banana split

When you perform intercourse with someone of the opposite sex, while wearing a banana suit.
Bro, I totally banana split Kayla last night. It was fucking awrsome
by thunderclapp October 31, 2014
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Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer a banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
by Der_Hagrid August 1, 2010
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