screw baller

Someone who has sex with odd and strange people.

Ben Dover has had some freaky lovers, that old screw baller!

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016

Knee Baller

Louis St.Romain has balls that are so long they hang to his knees. So his name is now Knee Baller

Knee Baller's balls hang to his knees.

by Knee Ballers Firend April 2, 2009

Baller O'ed

An action when a man drops his nut sack in a man's or women's mouth while that person is sleeping with their mouth open

Man: Hey, how did you sleep?
Man/Women: I slept good but my mouth has a salty taste.
Man: I know I Baller O'ed you!
Man/Women: Oh you shoundn't have (blushing)

by Bijou the dog August 28, 2012

baller budget

A budget in which you buy expensive clothing and shoes

Damn did you see Armaan with his new yeezys he's on that baller budget.
did you see Ronan's baller budget closet its full of supreme and Gucci

by eskeit November 15, 2017

base model baller

Used to describe the driver of any make or model vehicle that engages in overly aggressive driving behavior in a desperate attempt to get attention. Usually drivers of this nature could not afford to shell out for the mack-daddy-top-of-the-line version of their vehicle and have to compensate by trying to show off in their bottom-of-the-barrel model to win approval. base model ballers are extremely volatile and self conscious individuals that would not hesitate to defend their turf while driving. Approach with caution.

Dude #1: Whoa! Did you see that STi and EVO just blow by us while racing each other?

Dude #2: Yeah! Insane!

*after catching up to the drivers stuck in traffic*

Dude #3: Nevermind, they're just base model ballers driving an Impreza and Lancer. We got our hopes up for nothing.

by mickymickdondons March 27, 2012

Ballmer Peak

The theory that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%. The discovery of this effect is attributed to Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft - who probably "discovered" it by simply monitoring his own perpetually inebriated nervous system, and deducing that programming ability "peaks" after a few drinks and then dips dramatically after full-blown drunkenness ensues.

If you can convince your boss that this is all based on legitimate science, and that the effect is real (i.e. your drunkeness = better code = more money for the company), then you will have achieved perfection in this world. There will be no reason to ever come back sober from lunch again.

Also known as "The Ballmer Curve" and "The Ballmer Effect" this state has been observed by people who play darts... and musicians. Although, to be fair, musicians only notice the effect briefly (and totally by accident) as they transition from complete sobriety to absolute drunkeness - without ever even trying to moderate their alcohol intake in order to stay at the peak.

I had three more Long Island Teas after I had already hit the Ballmer Peak, so now none of my fucking code will compile.

by cathodeRay February 4, 2008

Ballzarian

A crazy gorilla that runs around naked in the wild. ballzarians are also bludgers.

Look at that little ballzarian running around, he has the hair of a gorilla

by Mawey July 30, 2019