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blinder

Noun. From blinding. Something so good, it has the potential to cause spectator's eyesight to fail.
Henry played a blinder in the last match.
by WA May 14, 2004
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Fuck blinder

When going to Atlantic City. The person your with is so pent up and horny that you screw for mutliple hours. Then attempt to walk around the casino only to walk in circles as if you had "blinders" on.
When attempting to navigate your way to AC, you continously get lost and end up in Philadelphia because you have your Fuck Blinders on. When your mind is distracted by images and smells of "fucking". All leading you to crazy comments such as, "Let'sgo make some babies".
by The original Fuck Blinder November 27, 2011
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Edward Ballinger

To be violently sick at a mates house, then fall unconscious with your boxers down.
Person 1: wtf happened last night? I just woke up in my moms bed…
Person 2: you pulled an Edward Ballinger, u fucking retard.
by OliverJarvis January 8, 2023
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bajiner

Vagina. Often used as slang in "redneck" regions of America.
I reckon' she got a fine bajiner.
by Sam Connors April 30, 2003
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Colleen Ballinger

Colleen "Epstein" Ballinger (aka Miranda Rights) is a professional ukulele player and singer who was born in Ni'ihau, Hawaii, in November 21, 1986. She is known for her famous songs about trains and cats. According to her hit song "hi." she identifies as a rat with a narcissistic personality.
In 2014, she started performing concerts in her mother's basement at the age of 28. She regularly invited children (also referred to as Colleeny's Weenies) to her basement, where she gave children cheese balls from her pants and forced kids to do yoga. She had a section of her concerts called "Korn" where she addressed the issues of Kornography and called young children onstage to shame them for being Korn fans. Colleen has had multiple collaborations with artists like Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley.
Colleen Ballinger also had a background in acting. She was featured in various movies such as "Angry Birds 2: Electric Boogaloo", "Ralph DDoS's the Internet", and "Ukulele (2016)".

Later in 2023, she went on to make a Youtube Channel, which has amassed over 10 subscribers. Recently, she has been caught up in a controversy about grooming her 2 Persian cats, who have been speaking about possibly taking legal action.
Colleen has responded to this with her newest song "'Responding' to allegations dragging by out a ukulele song for 10 fucking minutes"
Other popular songs by Colleen include "I love Little Boys", "Lingerie Delivery", "Fat Mexicans", and "Are you a virgin?"
Person 1: Have you heard Colleen Bal-lingerie's hit song "Sunset at Epstein Island"
Person 2: No, I bet it sounds lovely though. Colleen Ball-Slinger is a great ukulele player.

Colleen Ballinger: g, g7, c, d7
by EEPIC July 14, 2023
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rachel ballinger

Comedian & YouTube star related to Colleen and Christopher Ballinger. She wrote a book called 101 Things That Piss Me off and used to be Miranda Sings assistant.
A: Rachel Ballinger is so funny!

B: Miranda Sings's old assistant Rachel Ballinger?
by addictionYoutube June 30, 2017
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Camp Blinders

During summer camp when you experience the feels for someone who you would not normally be attracted to.
Jason: You know, I never noticed until now, but Lucy is kinda hot...

Nate: Na, man. It's just camp blinders.
by timewarp November 29, 2018
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