1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.
Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.
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when you're wig has been repeatedly snatched with such force and conviction that it takes parts of your real hair as well, thus making it seem like you're balding
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