A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Scarlet Bandido is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.
The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.
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Well tell baldilocs to sweep it up!!!!
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Patron saint of Cinco de Mayo. According to legend, a mysterious figure adept at scrapping up those females drunk beyond good judgment, before knowing them carnally.
by Thrusty Savage May 19, 2007
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" not only does that guy rip, he's got sick style too, totally bandito tucknee."
" not only does that guy rip, he's got sick style too, totally bandito tucknee."
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by Gelder and Mark July 9, 2005
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