a group of girls who are all wifey material. Their smiles radiate like the sun, and their amazing personalities shine even when the power goes out. They have big hearts, and will love you like its Valentines Day everyday. They will make you laugh with their jokes, and not ask you to pay cover like a comedy club. They make friends with the workers at Trader Joes, and even homeless people on the streets. They are part of the 1% minority of the population who have as many friends in real life as they do on facebook. They are sweet like a chocolate bar, and very classy; they are Ferrero Rocher, not Hersheys. Delicious and a little nutty, but always appreciated. They are multi ethnic and come from different backgrounds, but they go together like fast food and heart disease. Except none of them have heart disease. Nor any other disease for that matter.
by shalupa March 6, 2010
Get the Balconey Beezies mug.Totally, amazingly stoned. When "baked" just won't do, because it's not like being in an oven. And when "stoned" just makes you feel like the victim of medieval punishment. And "high" reminds you that you're afraid of heights. But you've really smoked the good stuff - you're "baconed". Because what could be better than bacon?
by sean_p November 10, 2009
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A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.
by yes juanito yes October 8, 2014
Get the baconie mug.1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.
2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to analyse the subject, but the intelligent and acute postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed. Thus, it was said that the thread was "turkey-baconed".
by John Q Law January 23, 2009
Get the Turkey-Baconed mug.Past tense of the verb 'to bacon' which involves the application of raw bacon to a victim's household; often their front door and/or windows. Raw bacon should be soaked in syrup and forcefully applied to ensure prolonged adhesion.
Person 1: "I heard you had a quite a surprise this morning."
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"
by ColoradoIcculus December 8, 2009
Get the baconed mug.(1)Getting burned bad in any video game
(2)Getting fried to a crisp in Warhawk with a Flamethrower while you are still lying there.
(2)Getting fried to a crisp in Warhawk with a Flamethrower while you are still lying there.
by Millenneus February 6, 2008
Get the Baconized mug.This a non-food word; refers to your current high state. Used to described how high / stoned you really are.
I'm soo baconed right now." "Lets get baconed." "That blunt got be baconed." "'Tryin to blaze?, 'No, I'm chill; already baconed.'
by bay650area September 11, 2011
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