two bag fuck

When someone with a nice body but is so ugly that you need two bags before you would have sex with them.

One on her face and one on your own just in case hers falls off.

"Gee wizz! Jessica sure does have a nice body" -Guy 1
"Quite the two bag fuck, my good sir." - Guy 2

by rfair July 1, 2009

barfuck

When one experiences a completely immobilized state while inside a bar, unable to move in any direction due to over-crowding. The most common occurence is due to heavy foot traffic in 2 directions, where a bar patron is caught in between the 2 "lanes" of people; clusterfuck inside a bar

Dude I'd like to come outside and smoke a cig, but I'm totally barfucked right now - can't get through to the front.

by johnnyutah050 September 26, 2010

bugfucker

Person with an extremely small dick, see needledick

That needledick bugfucker is hung like a mosquito.

by Helpful April 30, 2003

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

by weave September 9, 2003

bangfucknowhere

The middle of nowhere; quite literally used to define the state of Nebraska and its small cities; a stupid ass phrase that means lost, or should be lost

Smart Guy: Hey, dude, have you heard of Wayne, Nebraska? I'm going there for a competition.
Douche: What? Why you goin' to bangfucknowhere? You stupid ass idiot.

by forevermore lan 17.1 November 9, 2014

Paper Bag Fuck

A girl that only worthiness is to be fucked with a paper bag over her head

Guy 1 : Woah Nick is crazy going out with that chick.

Guy 2 : She does have a banging body but she a paper bag fuck.

by Bot 121212121 March 21, 2009

Needledick Bugfucker

A penis so small that it can fuck bugs.

Holy shit guys, that dudes a needledick bugfucker!

by osufan15 April 8, 2009