bag pipes

An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs.
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten
Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"
by dick the perv February 01, 2008
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Mike claims that he bag piped Sharon and the fart escaped her mouth and made a high piched squeal.
by Mr.Pubu September 26, 2007
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when a girl masterbates a man with her armpit whilst sucking his dick at the same time
she was played the bag pipes so long that her armpit got chaffed.
by tyler March 09, 2005
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Bag Pipes

When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.
by misfit December 07, 2003
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by urzaman June 23, 2003
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Gillen Bag Pipe

While doing doggy style you reach around with one hand and fiddle the vagina and with the other hand play with the breast.
Mom told Ally that last night Dad did me doggy style while fiddling with my vagina and playing with my boob. He called it the Gillen Bag Pipe.
by CougarDAD December 20, 2008
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Moldy Bag Pipe

When you don't wash your balls for a week and commence to tea bag a cum chuggin skank.
After a weeklong bender I met a sloppy skank and gave her a moldy bag pipe!
by irish ass monkey June 22, 2010
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