bag of douche

This is an describing word for someone who looks like he or she should be beat with a hose and thrown in a tank of barracudas. This person usually is wearing a pink popped collared shirt with ripped jeans and big annoying glasses and a knock off of the Livestrong braclets. Besides the clothing they act like they are better than everyone else cause they think they are cool but in reality they suck and everyone hates them even their parents.

Nick is such a bag of douche. He shoudl be shot!

by Da Sak September 8, 2006

Big Bag Of Douche

Essentially a douchebag, but in a bigger, more badass, classy phrase.

Any drug that can be smoked, specifically weed or tobacco

Joey is a Big Bag Of Douche for shitting himself.

Gina has a Big Bag Of Douche were gunna smoke up at her party.

by sitting_goose_44_urmom December 14, 2009

Expired Bag of Douche

1-A douche bag to the ultimate extreme.

2-A used douche bag.

3-A person whom is unaware of their douche bag status.

That dude is wearing basketball shorts, a popped collar, sunglasses, and tivas with socks. I think he even has Dr Dre as his ring tone.. What an expired bag of douche!

by jasonmotherfuckingdelbert July 24, 2009

Bag of Douche

Similar reference to douchebag, but said when the speaker desires to get a laugh.

Nick: Look, guys! I can bench 200 pounds twenty times!

Alex: Nick, you're being a bag of douche.

by dudebro15 August 11, 2009

Queen of Douche Bag Move

Kaylee G.

Kaylee is the queen of douche bag moves.

by Qwerty209 October 12, 2014

Douche Bag of the Loot Whore

A trinket held by one person in World of Warcraft on Laughing Skull. This trinket makes you obsess out loot in game so bad that you make those around you want to stab them in the eye. Steer clear of the person holding this trinket and mute on vent to save yourself from hearing his banshee like cries for loot.

AKA Sanzol, Loganb, Amea

"I hate it when I loot"
"I've never vendored that before"
"I ice blocked 3 times in that fight"
"GUY GUYS!!!!!!"
"Horde, I'm dead" (full health)
"I'm the only jew on LS with the Douche Bag of the Loot Whore, teehee"

by Da Haters May 1, 2006

douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.

Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.

by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013