bag pipes

An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs.
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten

Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"

by dick the perv January 31, 2008

bag pipe

To fart in ones mouth.

Mike claims that he bag piped Sharon and the fart escaped her mouth and made a high piched squeal.

by Mr.Pubu October 10, 2007

bag pipes

when a girl masterbates a man with her armpit whilst sucking his dick at the same time

she was played the bag pipes so long that her armpit got chaffed.

by tyler March 9, 2005

Bag-pipe

When you put your ball bag so deep in a women’s throat it hits her wind pipe.

My girlfriend gagged after I bag-piped her.

by Billy Breathes December 3, 2018

bag pipe

anal sex

Yo jules, i bagpiped ur sister

by urzaman June 22, 2003

Gillen Bag Pipe

While doing doggy style you reach around with one hand and fiddle the vagina and with the other hand play with the breast.

Mom told Ally that last night Dad did me doggy style while fiddling with my vagina and playing with my boob. He called it the Gillen Bag Pipe.

by CougarDAD December 22, 2008

Moldy Bag Pipe

When you don't wash your balls for a week and commence to tea bag a cum chuggin skank.

After a weeklong bender I met a sloppy skank and gave her a moldy bag pipe!

by irish ass monkey June 24, 2010