Bag Job

When you are set up to be blamed for a crime

He was charged with murder and we know it is a bag job.

by Bob Wire January 30, 2022

Double Bag Job

Similar to Paper bag job.
A double bag job is a term used to describe a woman so ugly, 2 bags would be needed during sex. One for her, and one for you, just incase the one for her ripped.

nice body, but a fuck ugly face. Paper bag job? Nah, Really fuck ugly face, double bag job...

by johmiyffdytf July 9, 2010

paper bag job

adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex

Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!

by englandsnumberonehockeygoalkeeper August 28, 2006

black bag job

A covert operation to illegally gain enterance to a targeted building or residence to aquire Files and documents.

man 1) We suspect that the mole is Alex. All we need is some hard shit to bust his ass.
Man 2) I already got a green light for a Black Bag. Ill have a team down at his house tonight.

by Striker7x February 12, 2005

gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 6, 2003

Two paper bag job

A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.

Mmm... two paper bag job, is she?

by Lonehelmet January 7, 2011

brown bag job

Girl with a really nice body but a face that will make hell turn cold.. looks fine from behind

That girl is such a brown bag job

by Joe!. September 11, 2006