baeball

A sport played by hot males with cakey donks.

Person 1: What sport do you play??
Person 2: Baeball of course
Person 3: Damn, you must have a cakey donk!!

by cbecibeibcebciewc June 4, 2016

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Baefam

A bond between two people where they consider each other both bae and fam. A best friend.

Whaddup baefam!!!

by MAKAX October 30, 2016

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Baeka

Another word for baka. Baka means stupid or idiot in Japanese. This name is for Albert/James on discord.

Person 1: omg you're so stupid
Person 2: what a baeka

by yunjinsopera May 6, 2021

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Angry Baltau

you are doing your teacher, and your cellphone rings and she gives you a referral

i was fucking my teacher but my gf called and she pulled a angry baltau, so i got pissed and i jizzed in her eye. now shes blind.

by Bamfs that Dgaf March 8, 2008

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Baeday

Any day of the week which you spend with the bae.

Person 1: Hey man wanna come over and chill today?

Person 2: Sorry, I can't. Today is baeday.

by The motherfucking rock September 3, 2014

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a girl who thinks she's mature but really she's literally a 5-year old who has a secret candy stash in her closet; a girl who whines if the slightest noise wakes her up in the morning even if it's two hours past when she should be awake; a girl who constantly messes up song lyrics, e.g. oh na na horseplay; a girl who wears her blanket around the house like a superhero cape; a girl who is either seen eating or sleeping for 86.9% of the day; a girl who got punched in the face by her snot-faced younger sister; a girl who has enough clothes to never repeat an outfit for a year; a girl who mistakenly called a pinecone a porcupine; a girl who won't stop picking at her gd scabs like fr stop; a girl who won't stop scratching her head when she's frustrated like fr stop; a girl who suffers from chronic RBF; a girl who always bothers her younger sister to play with her even though her younger sister is doing homework or studying like tyvm for that; a girl who is pettier than she looks; a girl who is kinder than she looks; a girl who dgaf about what other people think cause she is kind, she is smart, and she is important; a girl with stoner hair that she pulls off; a freakishly amazing sister who is always looking out for her dumb af younger sister with so much love and honesty even though her sister never listens; a girl who listens to every worry, rant, sobfest that her younger sister brings to her; a girl who is the the best older sister I could ever ask for ❤

Even though I can be annoying af (but so can you), and I'm sure listening to me was not easy, but, seriously, thank you for always being a sister and friend I can rely on. You've helped me make it through some of the darkest times, and I'm constantly inspired in your growing faith. I really don't know what I would've done without you these past two years. Again, sounds cliche, but it's the truth, and I can't stress it enough. Happy 20th Victoria. I love you so much, you old fart.

Thanks for being the older sister and friend you are, Baetoria.

Have a happy happy 20th birthday, you booger.

by aloeveralu08 May 2, 2017

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