Badminton

The shit version of tennis

Hey are you playing badminton?
Yes I am it’s the shit version of tennis

by Not Cordell September 22, 2021

Badminton

Possibly the ugliest shit-hole in England possibly the world. Full of Chaves, neeks and old people

Hey do you want to come round my house

Sure where do you live

Badminton
Fuck off

by Sheep_shagger23🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 October 29, 2019

badminton

A Fast-Paced, energetic game requiring stamina, speed, agilty and believe it or not strength. I play Rugby and Basketball and neither are half as taxing as a harsh game of badminton, its a totally hXc sport which everyone should play!

cock : hahah you playin badminton you jessie?
me : dude i'd paste you in the weight room any day you flange, now come over here and serve us up some smash practise...

by the hXc dude October 4, 2005

badminton

A very dynamic, fast-paced game. Badminton requires a lot more agility and strategizing than most people probably think. You have to see it played competitively to really understand the energy and reflexes needed to be good at this sport.

Hitting a birdie over a net with a long-necked racket. Doesn't sound very hard, does it?
Come play with us. >:

by badminton dork :) April 4, 2004

badminton

Coolest sport ever
Played with a bird
Played solo or with partners

i played badminton for hours, until i hit myself in the head with the racket!

by WaterBottle February 3, 2008

badmintoning

the act of playing badminton in one word

are you badmintoning today?

by anastacia beaverhousin June 19, 2007

badminton

code word for Anal Sex.

Paul and Doug play badminton once a month.

by JohnD123000009 April 29, 2009