Bad Guy Syndrome

The uncanny ability to miss a target when firing a weapon. Usually applies to any bad guy in any action film ever made.

"Dude, the police in The Matrix had bad guy syndrome real bad. They never even touched Neo and Trinity when they were rescuing Morpheus!"

by zman21 June 9, 2012

Bad-Aim Syndrome

In a first-person shooter video game's online multiplayer (ex. Call of Duty: Black Ops), it is when no matter what the online player does or what gun he or she changes to, the player can never seem to get their aim on the enemy. This usually results in the player shooting all around the foe and and never hitting them thus resulting in the them being shot and killed by such enemy(s) over and over; very frustrating. Symptoms can last anywhere from a hour to a week and in the worst cases longer. Cause is still unknown. Cure is still also unknown but usually some good fast food or some vaginal sex helps relieve the condition; oral sex has also been documented to help.

Gamer 1: "Dude its no use, I think I have bad-aim syndrome to the max. I can't shoot anyone."

Gamer 2: "Damn, change something up quickly or hey even better take my girl for the night and clear that up and get better."

by TERRORMOTO December 26, 2010

Bad boy syndrome

What someone has when they can't stop dating guys who posess a shading and questionable character.

Taya: Can you believe that Hannah is dating Max?

Sarah: I know, that girl so has bad boy syndrome!

by CarmenK March 26, 2007

bad aim syndrome

When someone is atrocious at aiming

Have you heard about Luke, he developed bad aim syndrome. I don't think we can play together anymore.

by Cheisz April 22, 2020

Reoccurring Bad Meme Syndrome

When a person (usually an amateur meme lord) sends a meme to a chat and doesn't get a good enough reaction so they rapidly keep posting even worse memes (usually stolen) to try to justify themselves

What the hell Lachlan is spamming dead memes
Yeah, he's been doing that since he was diagnosed with Reoccurring Bad Meme Syndrome

by Shogunyan December 26, 2016

Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome

Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome is where you cant find a charming, sweet, and romantic guy and all you can find are losers!

Nichole: Why can't I find someone special!!!
Friend: I think you have chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome!
Nichole: FML....

by Mae0926 January 16, 2012

Bad Mitt Syndrome

BMS also known as bad mitt syndrome is a syndrome affecting facial shape and structure making it appear uglier. It effects ugly people and is transmissible.

Bro this school is so ugly bad mitt syndrome runs through it

by milesmoore February 3, 2022