baconization

The state where menu items, previously free of bacon, are now topped or otherwise include bacon.

One experienced the baconization changing prefrences of the U.S. consumer at TGI Fridays when trying to order nachos that now includes bacon.

by Matt from A2 March 30, 2005

Baconized

Verb.
To critique the meaning of everything.

To be baconized by Bacon Maker1.
To critique everything.

by Steve and Kalon January 29, 2009

baconize

(verb) any of many industrial methods for infusing a substance with bacon

I baconized the mayonnaise for a rich, smoky flavor.

by The Baconizer September 16, 2006

baconsit

Not being able to get anything else done while cooking bacon, as one has to keep running in the kitchen or over to the pan to check and see if it needs turned over, or is about done. Invariably, if one doesn't run check the bacon, it will burn up in about 30 seconds!

I was trying to was dishes and cook bacon at the same time. While baconsitting, I couldn't get anything done. I had to keep looking at the bacon, and adjusting it, and then running over and washing about three dishes, and running back. Then the phone rang, and the bacon immediately burnt while I was saying, "Hello."

by mageepet March 24, 2011

Baconsizle

Laughs at everything. Not sexy at all. Baconsizle is a good friend. Goes with a female but has no balls at all.

I went with him, he is such a baconsizle

by Spaceduck88 January 5, 2018

Baconizing

Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.

Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.

Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight

Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.

by Chadison Jawthorn August 21, 2020

BaconBiter

Derogatory word meaning a Homosexual man.

"Jim is a BaconBiter when him and John are in bed."

by Eric Fink December 30, 2009