the backwoods

The middle of nowhere, a place with a lot of land and trees and not too many people. Usually referring to somewhere in the south.

Person 1: I heard Jim is moving to Texas
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably going to be living in the backwoods somewhere.

by youknowho12345 September 24, 2013

backwoods

The best blunt wraps you can find. Cigars wrapped in tobacco leaves. Unravel the backwood and stuff it with chron. They're all natural with lots of bomb flavors like honey, honey berry, banana, grape, and lots of others. You can roll your whole eighth with one backwood. If you haven't tried one yet your missing out.

backwoods...
"If it ain't a backwood, it ain't all that good" -Mac Dre

by Jraa December 14, 2007

backwoods

Cheap cigarette made of a rolled tobacco leaf and thats about it. Really bad for your lungs

I'll be in the background burnin them backwoods. --50 Cent

by Stankonia August 27, 2005

Backwoods Punch

A uppercut blow to the balls

Yeah that guy have mike a Backwoods Punch in the balls

by Flannel & Mr. Anderson October 08, 2010

Backwoods Butthurting

A term for anal rape in a rural enviroment. Most likely coined in a place such as WV, or Montana.

Yuppie: Please sir, take my wallet! Just don't hurt mich!
Redneck: Oh i'm gon' hurt you alright. A good ol' fashioned Backwoods Butthurting.
Yuppie: NOOO! *dragged away*

by Harry Warden April 30, 2009

backwoods badass

One who can survive out in the woods, usually has a lifted 4x4 with a confident battle flag flying. There not afraid of being out alone to survive and gard there land with a 12 gage manly due too yuppies

Why, that there is your average backwoods badass.

by Tiller gang April 24, 2017

backwoods bhandari

A nickname alli bhandari (a fictional charcter on degrassi) is given on a school camping trip when people start rumors about her.

Jonny:hi backwoods bhandari

by degrassiluver5 July 04, 2009