backwards camel spider

The art of sticking your penis inside your partners mouth (with permission), as she proceeds to bite as hard as physically possible. Your job is to hold onto her head as hard as possible, and run up the wall backwards. Tip: Balance is key!

Johnie: "Me and stacy have perfected the distinct art of the backwards camel spider"

by BellyJabies March 15, 2015

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backwards conspiracy

When you are a superhero fighting crime but you are also a criminal.

Dude... thats a backwards conspiracy.

by Poovey Vert February 18, 2018

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fell ass-backwards

To come into great fortune/luck unexpectedly, especially through imprudent behavior.

A: "Did you know that Jane blew her birthday money all on one ring as an impulse buy, turns out the stone was worth 10x what she paid!"

B: "Damn! She really fell ass-backwards into something huh!"

by khdoll September 11, 2010

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Backwards Hankie

After youve been giving a blow job, when a boy cums up your nose giving you a booger, the opposite of blowing your nose.

I just gave a backwards hankie to mimi.

by phantomed September 29, 2010

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backwards texas turtle

When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.

Dude last night was so great, I gave Jessica a backwards Texas turtle!

by ResentedMoose January 2, 2017

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Backwards Longjump

A glitch popularly used in speedruns of super mario 64 by long jumping backwards and spaming the A button gaining negitive speed bypassing the speed barrier since it doesnt register negitive speed thus allowing clipping and cool TASes

Bowser: This staircase is infin-
Mario:YAHOO YAHOO YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA *Backwards Longjumps to the top of the "infinite" staircase*
Bower:Shit

by Scottscrab May 8, 2019

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