Backfire

When a man is receiving a blowjob and upon finishing inside the mouth of the giver, the contents are spat back in his direction.

Last night my girlfriend backfired all over my chest!

by Emmett T March 2, 2010

Backfire

After a really serious depressing prediction about the future of an old pensioners death the definition is when the old pensioner makes a funny remark which ruins the seriousness and brings the convocation back to normal levels.

Psychic: you will burn in the fiery pits of hell for the rest of eternity....

...

Pensioner: I'm not boiling in no freaking coldron

Psychic: well that was a backfire

by Thepersonwhowillnotbenamed November 5, 2012

Backfire

The prefix given to an internet thread predicting the future that fails miserably, causing lulz.

PackedLunch's thread just got a Backfire tag

by MorganAshlee February 28, 2015

Backfire

When the intended consequence of a corrupt plan to set someone up does not go as planned, and instead you are exposed with concrete evidence of your misdoings.

" They stalked, harassed and even spied on him but their plan backfired because they dropped their camera running off the property they illegally trespassed on and he was able to prove the harassment finally."

by ParentalAlienationIsAbuse August 14, 2017

backfire

When a guy cums so hard, he ejaculates into his own face.

Dudes, I hella thought she was going to swallow, but she totes made me backfire.

by LisaHero January 5, 2009

backfire

when a guy cums hard enough to blow his load into his own face.

I thought she was going to finish the job, but she pulled off early, and I backfired.

by Jake the Ripper December 17, 2007

backfire

When a guy receives a blowjob and cums so hard it hits him in his face.

Dude, I was getting this wicked BJ and I thought she was going to swallow, but she made me backfire.

by suchalamerequirement November 26, 2007