Urban Dictionary Backlog

When you have not used Urban Dictionary for a while and next time you use it you spend ages just looking through "word of the day" definitions.

Person 1: What took you so long?
Person 2: Had a fair bit of Urban Dictionary Backlog to go through. Know what I mean?
Person 1: Yeah, it's a shame.

by CJ Moose April 19, 2013

backlog

The lone chunk of fecal matter that pops back out of the bottom of the toilet after a flush; usually a floater

I needed to flush the toilet three times this morning. I had a backlog that refused to go away.

by TurboShortBus October 6, 2005

Backlog of dishes

A pile of unwashed dishes that have been accumulating for days or even weeks in your kitchen sink. A dish-washing exercise that you just keep putting off until Doomsday, when it won't matter anymore anyway.

It usually ends up as a large Petri dish for growing a whole range of bacteria cultures and a hotbed for contagious diseases.

A: Who's gonna take care of that backlog of dishes? It keeps piling up, I can't get into the kitchen anymore!
B: Why don't we take an easy route and just blow it up with a kilo of dynamite?

by voicelove April 2, 2011

backlogged

When you pooh twice in one day because you did not pooh the day before.

I have to use the bathroom again, because I am totally backlogged

by Donald J. Drumpf June 4, 2016

backlog

a very long turd which has been sitting inside you for quite a while. Other turds have passed by into the poo bin but the backlog just sits there and builds up. One day you will clear the backlog and when you turn around for the inspection you will be totally amazed. You'll also feel a bit empty!

Glad I've cleared that backlog.

by doctor filth October 21, 2007

Backlog

A backlog occurs when a man, for reasons sometimes unknown, hasn't ejaculated in a long period of time. After this dry spell ,when the man ejaculates what emerges is reffered to as the backlog. This backlog is usually a massive amount of abnormally thick jelly-like cum that has been stored by his testicles over this period of time, and if not handled correctly can cause a massive mess. Backlog frequently occurs in men that are in relationships becuase they are so caught up by their girlfriend that they forget to regularly service themselves.

Guy 1: Hey man, I finally broke my dry spell after I broke up with Julie last night.
Guy2: Wow really? What was the damage?
Guy 1: Nothing much, just a serious amount of backlog and a serious mess afterwards.

by MrMortimer69 June 3, 2011

backlogger

When someone takes a shit in the back part of the toilet (the cistern), resulting in poo particles in the bowl when flushed. Normally done to someone you dislike!

1) Oh no, some one has done done a backlogger! There is shit everywhere!

2) Dude, I backlogged that bitch at the party last night!

by Phantomlogger March 27, 2011