Back-Alley Bandit

A back-alley bandit is anyone who does dirt to their friends in the game, deals with certified snitches (thereby fucking everybody's money up in the long run), or otherwise lies to, cheats, or steals from their friends. One can immediately gain the title of back-alley bandit by doing any of the following : working with OR for the police to hem someone else up, jacking someone who you call a friend, or cutting dope to the point of it being worthless and selling it to your kinfolk.

Man, Don used to be a solid ass cat, but after my lawyer gave me my discovery and I found out he snitched on me, he won't never be anything but a back-alley bandit to me.

Back-Alley Bandit by randomlouisiana February 15, 2014

Back Alley Kwan 

The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.

Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.

Back Alley Kwan by Dwayne the slab Johnson September 2, 2016

back alley special 

To get a blow job in a back alley

Yo my girl gave me the best back alley special in the world

back alley special by Duckman079:) =] <3 :/ May 21, 2017

back alley parkin' 

Occurs during the act of "doggy-style" sexual intercourse. When the giver attempts to enter the receiver's anus, without first requesting permission to do so. Usually resulting in the incompletion of said act.

"Homes trying to slip in, a back alley parkin' job on his woman. But she revoked his driver's licence!"

back alley parkin' by D. Gould January 6, 2006

Back Alley Brain Transplant 

The act of being dragged into a back alley and having your face punched in..... and your brains punched out, figuratively speaking.

Tom: Hey, have you heard all of those kids obsessing about Twilight?

Steve: Yeah, I want to give each and every one of those kids a back alley brain transplant

Back Alley Brain Transplant by I'm_Not_Violent April 4, 2009

Back Alley Taffy

Slang for feces, shit, poop, excrement, or turds. Also known as Ass Candy or Chocolate Ass Cream.

Dude 1: "Has anyone seen Jason?"
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."

Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."

Back Alley Taffy by Evil Genius Prime July 29, 2013

back alley snap 

A picture received on snap chat that's not apart of the sender's story. Always something that shouldn't or can't be shown to your snap chat followers.

Man this girl I meet at the bar keeps sending me back alley snaps.

back alley snap by Twan Harris December 29, 2016