"ayo you seen jahnya !! she a baby shark, she just broke up with me and got with eric."- Derek
"dAng bro."
"dAng bro."
by --heyuu February 25, 2019

Maria: Hey Derek, how did your date go last night.
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!
by Neil Gaiman fanboy March 18, 2019

When you getting that good brain, and she stick her thumb and index finger in ya booty hole and twists that shit.
Warning: extreme pleasure
Warning: extreme pleasure
John: Ay breh, why you walking funny?
Me: My booty hole hurts
John: Why breh?
Me: My girl fucking baby shark'd ass last night
Me: My booty hole hurts
John: Why breh?
Me: My girl fucking baby shark'd ass last night
by poosipower August 25, 2018

When you eat out a woman after she gets an abortion. Often an act of regret and lust. Quite a confusing time for all parties involved.
My baby momma just used a coat hanger up that shit, honestly so proud I'm bout to baby shark that pussy.
by BabysharkMat November 8, 2021

The strongest, scariest, most unnerving of the 11 Fatui Harbingers. You do not want to mess with this mf
by EmergencyfoodChia April 5, 2021

🎵 baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doodoodoodoodoodooo etc. 🎵 only the best song ever
Also the young chirren of shaakks
Also the young chirren of shaakks
by @username September 6, 2018
