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Baby Birding

The act of sounding using an U.S. Military chili and macaroni flavor MRE (colloquially known as a chilimac)

The procedure involves sounding a friend or amicable individual with an MRE spoon with the spoon end outside of the penis. The one assisting with the sounding then consumes the MRE with the receivers penis, being careful as to not allow the Tabasco to enter the urethra of the receiver. The one now eating the MRE evacuates the eaten food for use in the next procedure, the one assisting now removes the MRE spoon and inserts a funnel. The one assisting now takes the pre chewed food and proceeds to implant the food inside the receivers penis via the funnel. Once the one assisting removes the funnel, the one receiving now probes the introduced food to ensure steady carry. The one receiving now proceeds to process the food via vigorous blunt force against nearby objects so long as the food remains in the erect outer penis. Once fully processed the one receiving now evacuates the fully processed bolus to be consumed and finally swallowed by the one assisting.
The staff sergeant could not understand what he was seeing when he saw a specialist Baby Birding a PFC behind the DFAC
by Confused PFC Momma Bird December 23, 2018
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When you cum in a girls mouth, she doesn't swallow then she passes your cum back to you while making out.
Baby birding. Last night my girl baby birded me, I need to eat more pineapple.
by The baby bird September 17, 2016
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using peanut butter to lubricate ones hand for anal fist-ing
After baby birding that guy the other night my hand looked just like a freshly hatched bird
by discodecepticon October 6, 2016
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Is where a guy cums into another guys mouth, then the guy with the mouthful of cum feeds it into another guys mouth like a mama bird feeding her young. Most appropriate in a nest.
John is going to perform the act of baby birding with Joe after the Christmas party
by TW Hustle April 18, 2019
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v. when vomit is your kink and you exchange vomit in each others mouths during sex
last night me and my s/o were baby birding so hard that i came
by karbear8459 January 26, 2017
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When one person gets a mouthful of alcohol and then transfers it to another persons mouth and then that person transfers to to another person and it’s like a chain. It will get you drunk.
Jake: “Hey Amy you down for baby birding
Amy: “Sure Jake, Kiah wanna do it too.”
Kiah: “yeah sure, anyone else wanna join”
by 0k3y June 23, 2019
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When a Tree Climber calls "BABY BIRD!" The groundguy runs under the tree, opens there mouth looking upward, flaps their arms.

The Climber then spits in the groundguys mouth.
FRANKS in the tree top pruning a tree. Dan is a asshole so Franks yells baby bird, Dan runs under Frank tree begings Baby Birding . FRANK spits in his mouth.
by Aholetreeguy November 23, 2022
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