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Bang Bussed

Defeated and/or lost a battle of any life situation. Getting thrown under the bus.
Junior is playing his favorite video game and just got his ass handed to him.. You have been Bang Bussed!

Term is loosely based on a certain adult web site.
by Uncle Art May 13, 2010
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self-bussed

throwing yourself under a the bus
Him: Did you see Pompeo on FOX this morning? WTF was he doing?
Her: He self-bussed
by stuartc1 October 6, 2019
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Short Bussed

The act of getting so retarded that you should be riding the short bus. Can also be used as "one is riding the short bus."
Johnny was short bussed last night after he finished that bottle.

Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.
by I ride the short bus June 13, 2011
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BustedPosters

So shit, BustedPosters are as lame as BustedTees.
No win.
See also Fail
When i first saw those bustedposters ads, i thought Urban Dictionary got hacked by lame jokas
by An0nymous..... June 7, 2009
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Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

A small fishing-tackle store that once existed in Clifton, New Jersey, that was actually called "Bill's Tackle Shop." The store was owned by an old man named Bill, who had a horrifyingly huge, and severely injured & damaged nose that looked like it was most likely smashed with a brick, used as a pin-cushion and possibly afflicted with some hideous, degenerative disease. How something like this could happen to a man's nose remains a mystery shrouded in darkness.

Those who entered the store and encountered Bill, and his offensively grotesque, mutant-nose, would become so paralyzed with utter shock & disgust at the very sight of the vile atrocity, they would immediately forget what they had originally came into the store for in the first place, turn around, and leave. As they would drive home, it often became commonplace to theorize with friends on how Bill's nose could have possibly become such a mangled, foul abomination, leading to the shop being unofficially renamed by it's customers to include the mention of Bill's (insert adjective here) nose in the shop's name, again and again. The first of the new names being "Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle."
Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

Hey, wanna go to Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle before we head to the pond?

What time does Bill's Leprosy-eroded Nose & Tackle close on Sundays?

I was at Bill's Ghastly Nose-Injury & Tackle, and nearly vomited when Bill asked if I needed any help.

You know something? Bill's Nose IS Tackle!

Bill's Putrefied Nose Remains & Tackle's business will continue to suffer until Bill has his nose surgically removed.

Sadly, Bill's Perforated, Disintegrate Nose & Tackle closed down for good last month.
by The Creep1 March 27, 2013
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Never Been Busted

(nėv-ėr bėn bûs-tėd); exclaimation

A confident phrase emphasizing the proness of an experienced smoker and his/her career as a successful smoker. Any smoker claiming "never been busted" earned the right by avoiding being busted by the cops whole smoking weed.
Darryl: "fifteen years I've been smokin' and I ain't NEVER been busted!

"NEVER!" (small explosion) "BEEN!" (small explosion) "BUSTED!!!" (large explosion)
by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009
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Bused

an instance where an individual is sucked into conversation with Gary Busey. When that said individual is drained of all mental essence and hope afterwards due to the immense frustration of talking to Gary Busey.
I was sitting in first class the other day, and Gary Busey walked in and sat down. He made eye contact with some poor guy across the Isle, and that guy had the worst few hours of his life being talked at by Gary Busey. He definitely got Bused.
by BritishKnight95 October 5, 2015
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