broseph 

Used primarily as a substitute for, "Damn you're pretty fucking cool and sometimes I wish we could have sex even though we're two really, really, extremely hetero males."

Sup, broseph?! You wanna have some sex, man? I can bring the heat, nah mean?

broseph by Alphonzo Johnson October 6, 2004

broseph 

A derogatory term for a bad person who thrashes Jack Blacks chopper by throwing a very filling burrito.

Jack Black: What The hell BRO!
Ron Burgundy: Ohh that was a nasty spill you had there.
Jack Black: You just thrashed my chopper BROSEPH! The only thing I ever loved. Im gonna stomp your goofy ass!

broseph by Ben P January 24, 2005

Broseph 

1. A college educated, fraternity-oriented Caucasian male, usually ages 18-30, who spends his weekends wakeboarding/jetskiing and intentionally creating wakes from his speed boat to unset or flip crew shells, kayakers, and canooers; while doing so flashing the "hang-loose" hand gesture.

2. One who enjoys motorized watersports, drinking Pabst, wearing board-shorts/jams, playing obnoxiously loud gay music, and derives pleasure in being an asshole.

3. (especially) The person who posted the definition for wakeboarder.

Broseph #1: Dude! We just totally hardcore thrashed those crew bitches!

Broseph #2: Kick-ass!

Broseph by aka Dr. G October 29, 2006

broseph 

A synonym for the word bro: a friend or acquaintance. bro can also be used as a prefix in words like brocuddle or broham

"yo broseph! you and the other brohams wanna brocuddle at the frat house?"

broseph by Keith Spoelhof December 8, 2007

Broseph 

a term douches call each other because the word “bro” is too “mainstream.”

Douchebag 1- "Sup, broseph?"
Joseph-"Sup?"
Douchebag 1- "Sup."

Broseph by Brendan????? October 13, 2011

Broseph 

A bro of high bro qualities, such as; Brohem, brosause, bropizza, bromicrowaveoven, brojeddia, or bro. This is the type of person a bro would want to just kinda give a big ole' hug. Bro, stop being a bro, and be a broseph.

Broseph 1:"DUUUUDE. Your my huckleberry."
Broseph 2: "Broseph, that is not ok. I am not homosexual."

Broseph by Your Mom12345678910. Really? September 25, 2012

broseph 

Middle upperclass white male usually in their mid 20’s to late 30’s. Raised in the suburbs and got their MBA paid for by their mom & dad. They attempt to hang out in major metropolitan areas at trendy little bars spending their time with coked out cougars.

They can be easily identified since they always travel in packs, will all have overly gelled hair and all wear vertically stripped shirts with the stench of excessive cologne basically looking like a pack of date rapist.

I hate going to the marina, it's full of Broseph's and Cougars

broseph by Mr Wall September 1, 2006