bretting

Drinking a ridiculous amount of alcohol, typically whiskey, by yourself.

Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.

by Dli March 19, 2014

Bret

Fat loves to eat nachos has tendencies to show homosexuality but is a caring man and emotional at times

Bret is a nice man

by Johnathon mills August 3, 2019

bret

The right way to say bread.

Person 1: I just baked some bread.
Person 2: Dude, it's pronounced 'bret'.

by GOC (God of Cats) March 21, 2021

Bret

A person who goes on speaking tours on subjects they aren't actually experts in.

"I really loved her presentation on Arachnids in New Guinea last year, but since she's gotten into dark ecology she's become a bit of a Bret"

by Critically September 30, 2014

Bret

Shit Dribbler.

Bret: Yeah I fucked her bro, she was a good root.
Person: You're such a Bret, I don't believe you.
Bret: I swear to God.

Person 1: Can you smell something?
Person 2: Oh there's just a Bret talking over there.
Person 1: Fuck, it stinks like shit.

by dontdribbleshit November 4, 2012

Bret

Annoying dumbass that never shuts up that thinks hes funny.

That kid seems like a bret

by BigMike1212 April 14, 2010

Bret

Bret Is the Sexiest Guy in the World He plays Hockey and after he has girls suck his big juicy dick!!
Definetly the hottest guy in the world.

Bret Is Hot.

by Breta.d May 10, 2022