bratwurst

A German sausage

A derogatory term, usually with reference to the penis.

get your bratwurst out of my can, silly.

Hinnerk (who happens to be German) rather enjoys a juicy bratwust at supper time.

- "Hinnerk??" - "YEEEEESSSS???" - "you are such a damn bratwurst" - "SPOOME"

by g-unit July 2, 2003

bratwurst

Similar to the term "rice" when referring to automobiles, but in specific relation to cars of German manufacture. Always used when speaking of vehicles which have been unnecessarily "suped up" in ways that make them glow and loud, but never fast, and never by anyone who would know how to drive the cars properly.

That GTI is pure Bratwurst.

by 4play April 21, 2003

brätwurst

Misspelling of bratwurst.

Män, thät's ä lärge brätwurst!

by Arsenio Croix October 3, 2007

Bratwurst Bitch

An in-your-face mother of all insults designed to frighten and bewilder the recipient due to its absurd combination of sausage and common everyday insult.

Hey man, who you talkin' to? "Oh, it's just Kathy" Tell her she ain't nothin' but a bratwurst bitch!

by Eazee C March 9, 2009

bratwurst bellyflop

When a man and a woman are performing the sex act of 69 with the man on top. The man, out of nowhere, does a bellyflop on top of the woman, therefore, thursting his dick down her throat and causing momentary choking

"So me and my girl were 69ing last night when all of a sudden i bratwurst bellyflopped her, she has had a sore throat ever since"

by andy zepher January 6, 2009

Bratwurst Bun

Typically, the term Bratwurst Bun is used to describe a woman who has gotten to where they are by putting a mans "Bratwurst" in their "Buns". In short, a woman that has more meat in her then an entire deli.

Girl 1: "Hey, can you believe that new car Brit has?"
Girl 2: "Oh please, she was only able to get it because she's Zack's little Bratwurst Bun."

by Mycoxafloppin July 17, 2021

Bratwurst’s Hoist

Doing something in such a strict and rigid manner that there is absolutely no room for error. While this may be due to possible danger or desire to get something just right, taken to unnecessary extremes Bratwurst's Hoist can suck all the fun out of a particular activity or situation.

The magician knew it was of utmost importance that he practise Bratwurst’s Hoist while doing his trick otherwise his life might be in danger.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010