bork 

Exclamation commonly used by muppet swedes.

Bork bork bork.

bork by Tarrasque November 18, 2002

bork 

sound of le canine companion :)

Person: Who's a good :boy:?
Dog: BORK BORK

bork by BigPokemon October 29, 2020

bork 

The noise that the Swedish Chef from the Muppets makes.

Bork Bork Bork Bork!
- The Swedish Chef from the Muppets

bork by kristyvictoria March 7, 2005

bork 

to have one's character assasinated;
as in the treatment by the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee of Supreme Court Justice nominee Robert Bork.

You sure got borked on that deal.

bork by Paul M. Williamsen March 26, 2003

Bork 

1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)

2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)

3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)

1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)

2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"

Bork by thewolvesarewatching March 9, 2009

Bork 

Alternative term used for retching,
Nearly puking in your mouth but swallowing it back.

you make me want to bork you ugly hoe

i was borkin all morning after that night out

Bork by Five_head December 23, 2009

Bork 

An acronym for "Blade of the Ruined King", which is an item used in the video game "League of Legends" for increased attack speed, life steal, and slows other individual enemy champions.

Let me get cs so I can build my bork.

Bork by Lost Santoryu May 19, 2014