The booty cheese sucker 3000 is a machine commonly used for efficiently sucking booty cheese out of ones butt hole. This was made in California and won the final round of shark tank winning 2 billion dollars. To use a booty cheese sucker 3000 simply attach tube inside of booty hole, remember everyone’s booty hole is a different size so find your adjustable size cover and connect to sucking tube. Make sure tube is firmly in your booty turn it on. Start off with level 1 and work your way up to level 50 to get a full range of suction. It will feel funny but you will get used to it. Once all booty cheese is out of your booty, you can take the machine and pour out the excess cheese and your done. If you want a moisturizer to massage into your booty cheese to make it creamier, look for the booty cheese hydration cream in grocery stores near you.
by Itswidebootywhitejessica June 04, 2020
Booty Cream Cheese is a thick but creamy substance that can sometimes come out of your rectal cavity without you even knowing, Most people don't even know what Booty Cream Cheese is but im hear to spread the word of Booty Cream Cheese
by Chris Ches. June 30, 2014
A word used to describe the phenomenon of amazing butts on the women in the Milwaukee area. Believed to be caused by the copious amounts of cheese ingested by Wisconsin women.
by Chocolate man August 12, 2015
by WhoKee November 12, 2013
A booty that is not perfectly shaped but instead lumpy and reminiscent of cream cheese. Often a big sloppy undefined booty
by sativa5000 September 18, 2015
by Swirlygirl December 07, 2015
When something is so serious. As in life or death situations that they need a phrase to reflect it. Also can be used in songs.
by Camgorge February 10, 2025