bongos 

a californian word that can be used to replace "bogus," but can also be used to replace "sic" (as in "cool") depending on the context.

"i can't believe in-n-out burger closed early today man... bongos dude"

"whoa man that wave was totally bongos dude! right on!"

bongos by zeppelin floyd June 7, 2007

bongos 

The cops.

Yo, look out for the bongos.

bongos by AMAZE December 21, 2002

Bongos 

An ass you could rest a coffee cup on

Yo have you kristas bongos? Yeah and I've played them too

Bongos by Tom the beeper January 16, 2016

Bongos 

Slang for a woman's boobies lawl

Look at those bongos!

Bongos by Italy Isn't Real March 24, 2020

Bongos 

Your mom

I like bongos

Bongos by Your moms foot fungus August 8, 2021

Bongos 

Bongos

Glory to the Bongos!

Bongos by conceders July 3, 2023

Briggsy Bongos 

When a homosexual gentleman repeatedly slaps the buttocks of his arse-uppermost love-chum, using both hands on both cheeks, he is said to be playing the Briggsy Bongos. This was named in honour of the sex-crazed modern artist who, in the 1990s, beat the bum-drums of teenage boys in art colleges throughout south-east Asia and the English midlands.

Quentin, why on Earth are your divine fingertips bright purple?!

Oh, Melvyn! I met a delightful young man in the Tate Modern lavatories (you know the middle stall on the first floor?) and he simply begged me to bend him over the cistern and play the Briggsy Bongos until he needed new skins.

Briggsy Bongos by False Buttocks July 30, 2017