A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
by wormfigure January 31, 2022
Get the Mike Bobaguard mug.A short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass.
Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.
Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.
Not only is Tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard.
by Extra Mayo September 2, 2011
Get the Bootyguard mug.Related Words
Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'
"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"
by charriot February 19, 2022
Get the Brad bobaguard mug.by uzumaki September 21, 2005
Get the boguard mug.A synonym for cock block or plimp;
Plimp: one who is not considered cool by any means, but is in fact the largest loser in the history of mankind and should be shot
Cock block: Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.
Plimp: one who is not considered cool by any means, but is in fact the largest loser in the history of mankind and should be shot
Cock block: Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.
by Twinny_RBLX November 1, 2016
Get the Boneguard mug.im driving in traffic need to switching lanes no cars will give me the consent to merge over so i boguard my way into the turning lane.
by tommy shoemaker June 28, 2012
Get the Boguard mug.A person in which who is represented as an alpha male, or considered one from a flock of handsome males. They are also considered to have well-sized schlongs
by MikeMike768 March 13, 2023
Get the Mike Bobaguard mug.