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Blarpo

Fat personified. The state of being beyond obese.

The most concentrated fat in existence.
Although the man was obese at 946 pounds, in no way was he close to being blarpo.
by Peter Joseph Cryns January 30, 2009
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blarping

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
by kevinbeal December 14, 2015
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Bearpaws

A brand of footwear best known for its Ugg look-alike boots. While they look almost exactly the same, Bearpaws are only about $60, while Uggs easily go beyond $100. However, it is commonly observed that Bearpaws are not as good quality as Uggs, which explains the price difference.

Nowadays, with the many Ugg knockoffs and store brands, Bearpaws are considered "second best" if you cannot afford Uggs, and are followed by Emus.
Girl 1: Hey look, she got Uggs! I didn't know she could afford them.

Girl 2: No, those are Bearpaws.

Girl 1: Oh, well, they look exactly the same to me.
by ncl11 September 21, 2009
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blarp

(onomatopoeia)
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.

2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.

3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.

4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. "I thought you put your cat on a diet. She still seems a bit blarpish."

2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"
by pipesmcgavin June 20, 2010
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barped

"Last night I barped, and it tasted like acid. I wanted to die."
by Honey Roasted Peanuts December 2, 2013
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barpet

Barpet: A person who is only interested in just drinking and is not going to put out after the bar.
One time me and a friend on mine where at a bar,my friend asked me,"How's it going with that girl you just met?,ya gonna get some tonight maybe?,she's looks Hot!!,"then i said,"Fuck no!,She's just sitting here just drinking and staring like she's not going to put out tonight,I got myself a Barpet!
by massivet33 December 29, 2015
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Barpissin

the act of urinating at the bar vs. making the trip to the bathroom
Minding my own business at a sports bar in Chicago when I feel something against my feet and legs. Turns out the guy next to me was Barpissin so he wouldn't miss any of the game.
by superxxx June 6, 2010
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