blumkin

To receive a blumpkin while thinking about the life and work of Yakov Blumkin, a Russian spy and revolutionary who was executed in 1929.

While receiving a blumpkin, Boris pondered the immortal last words of Yakov Blumkin, "Long Live Trotsky!"

by Vlad the Blumkinator September 14, 2010

blumkin

the act of receiving head while taking a shit

Gerry (on the phone with Joe): "Dude I'm so horny, but I'm stuck on the toilet taking a massive shit."

Joe: "If I were you I'd get my girlfriend to give me a blumkin."

Gerry: "Oh yeah!! It's the perfect combination of the two things I love: sitting on the toilet and getting my dick sucked."

by nickqz October 11, 2009

Blumkin

When a guy is given a blowjob while taking a shit and eating his favorite sandwich

"Vanessa totally gave me a blumkin for my birthday last night. Turkey and swiss, hells ya!

by Foxxxlove February 16, 2009

blumkin

getting a blojob as your taking a shit

my bitch gave me a blumkin dis mornin

by Tatanga February 14, 2008

blumkin

Not only is it getting head while taking a dump but you have to actually splash water on her (or his) chin while receiving the blowjob

After she gave me a blumkin she didn't only have to wipe her mouth, she had to wipe her chin.

by Hobojoe75 December 21, 2008

blumkinated

(verb) having received a blumkin, often in a particularly satisfying manor; see blumkin

person one "dude, sarah totally blumkinated me yesterday."

person two "dude, awesome."

by that one guy that adds stuff June 18, 2010

Blumkin

This is when some one, usually a male, masturbates whilst on the loo havin a shit.

Mum: You've bin ages in ther johnny. What you up to?
Johnny: I'm having a blumkin mum.
Mum: Ok then, judt don't be to long. Dinners ready in a minute. And wash your hands after!
Johnny: Yeh sure mum!

by the real nemo September 19, 2006