blork

the sound a wet fish makes when it hits a sold surface

colina went BLORK as she fell on the ground

by jonjon September 10, 2004

blorking

Blogging for work, or work related blogging.

Sam is busy blorking for the company website.

by pid_bds February 09, 2009

Blork

switching up some vocabulary (from the F-bomb) for everyone who doesn't want to offend, but ...

1. needs an expletive to just fill in between socially and religiously acceptable words or phrases currently used in the English language.

2. must emphasize the content of a statement or express a relatively unpleasant feeling or wish.

3. would like to relate something relatively pleasant.

1. (Example: I can't blorking believe that blorking blork blorked me over and I didn't blorking know it until I was totally blorked.)
2. (Example: I am so blorking mad. That blorking blork left me standing in the blorking rain and stood me the blork up.)
3. (Example: I can't blorking believe how blorking great that blorking dinner and subsequent blork was.)

by spedano March 15, 2011

Blork

A messed up password for retared BF1942 noobs

Noob: The password is blork

by Fool November 23, 2003

Blorking

A mix of bluffing and working. When you're trying to look busy while not accomplishing anything.

Jim: Dude, I just blorked the entire time in the cure for cancer class.

Brian: Dude, I gotta work on my blorking skills, teacher caught me last class.

by willywonkaboi May 02, 2019

Blorking

The act of inserting a tube of Galaxy Gas into your urethra, twisting the tube will cause your balls to blow up like a balloon

Lenny decided to do blorking but he let out too much gas and his balls popped!

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Blork

A word used to describe a large amount of mucous and snot stuffing ones nose or the green goop that and junk that gets hacked out of your lungs when you are sick.

My nose is stuffed up with blork.

by The MA Show March 31, 2019