"I banged your mom last night."
"That's not funny dogg, my mom bit it last week."
"Oh shit, I'm really sorry. What happened?"
"The horse fell on her."
"That's not funny dogg, my mom bit it last week."
"Oh shit, I'm really sorry. What happened?"
"The horse fell on her."
by Nick D January 31, 2004
 Get the bite itmug.
Get the bite itmug. n. Person bitten, usually by a shark, bear or similar large toothy beast into whose domain the person has moved.
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The bitee was wearing flip-flops and carrying a slice of salmon pizza; funeral arrangements are pending.
by gnostic! August 5, 2012
 Get the biteemug.
Get the biteemug. by sillyped April 7, 2008
 Get the Bitemug.
Get the Bitemug. 1. "You failed the exam?  That bites."
2. "Salt from potato chips really bites if you have a paper cut."
2. "Salt from potato chips really bites if you have a paper cut."
by snowstorm8796 November 16, 2003
 Get the bitemug.
Get the bitemug. what you shouldn't do to a dick
Guy: Why'd you bite my dick?????
Girl: I thought you'd like it!
Guy: NO! NEVER BIT A DICK!!
Girl: Ok.
Girl: I thought you'd like it!
Guy: NO! NEVER BIT A DICK!!
Girl: Ok.
by Bajanga June 24, 2006
 Get the bitemug.
Get the bitemug. 1) I tried feeding the geese at the pond, but most of them just attempted to bite me.
2) This PowerPoint presentation bites; I hope it finishes soon.
2) This PowerPoint presentation bites; I hope it finishes soon.
by Diggity Monkeez April 12, 2005
 Get the Bitemug.
Get the Bitemug. 