ben's mum

anything you want her to be........

omg i just had a ride on Ben's mum lololol

that was proper bad Ben's mum back there

person 1: "what happened to you last night?"
Person 2: "Well you know Ben's mum?"

Ben's mum and ting

by samuella raymondo osocao stevenson January 14, 2008

Ben's mouse

Ben's 'Mouse' is another word for his flat, hairy, no shafted, wrinkly ball-sack. In essence, Ben's mouse is not a penis, it's just a dangling sack in between your legs.

I can't believe I got sent a pic of Ben's mouse on Snapchat last night.

by StinkyBret October 24, 2019

Ben's mum

A phrase describing some one who suffers from deafness or hearing disability.

Sorry, what did you say?
Oh my god, are you Ben's mum or something.

by Rob123456123 March 27, 2011

Ben's Theory

If you go to a class high, then you will develop a "high mindset". Your entire outlook of what is going on in that class will be set in stone. This means that you will have to go to the next class high. From that point on, you will be forced to go to that class high, or else you would not understand any of what is going on. When the final comes, you will have to go to that high, too.

"Hey man," he said, "I think I'm gonna smoke before class today."
"Naw dude," the other boy retorted, "Haven't you ever heard of Ben's Theory? If you go to one high, you go to them all!

by El Doble November 22, 2010

Ben's dick

Very big. Huge in fact. He has large hands and feet and ears, he constantly jokes about how big his penis is and you've seen the bulge. Somehow, you still didn't believe it.

Allow me to wash your fears away: Ben has a big dick. If that doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will.

"How would you know Ben's dick size?"
"Wouldn't you like to know? ;)"

Ben:"Yeah, my hands and feet are huge... You know what that means..."
Friend:"Yes Ben we get it, you think you have a big dick."
Me:"Ben does have a big dick."

by Our Lord and the Saviour God September 25, 2018

Ben's Mom

One foxy lady that will pleasure younger men at any means. She normally has huge jugs and for an older woman, has a pretty tight ass. Definitely nut on site.

Yo bro I hooked up with some random chick last night I think she was Ben's Mom.

by Bignavyboi69 January 16, 2022

ben's fishy harbor

A disease infested port, mainly used by homosexuals off the coast of San Francisco.

(Doctor) "Do you have any idea where you contracted this from?" Well I did just spend the weekend at Ben's Fishy Harbor. (Doctor) Nevermind I dont even want to know.

by Tak's Tag February 20, 2008