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A song by Dave Matthews Band, the most famous version of which can be heard on the Live at Folsom Field album.
Bartender please/ fill my glass for me/ with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after 3 days in the ground
bartender by Monsieur bon cote August 1, 2009
A person accustomed to the mixing of words.
Dude, stop being a bartender. Just spit it out.
Bartender by Gaudette February 2, 2009
1. Like or the actual conditions of prison sex... see Prison Hump...

2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)

3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...
1. "That was some crazy-ass rough sex! That was so fuckin' bartender..."

2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"

3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"
bartender by wez-1 September 4, 2005
Wow, Tyler is such a bartender.
Bartender by wordy300 August 28, 2022
Surfer of the vibes
Bartender got me right
Bartender by killahsish November 16, 2022
A person who spills tea too much; Someone who hears tea and spills it to many people.
Don’t tell Bob, he’s a bartender”
Bartender by borndon_ September 7, 2023