GAM BATCH

When you brew a double-filtered, grown-ass-man pot of coffee at the office by using a mountain of cheap, employer-provided coffee. The double filter ensures deep extraction of the coffee’s shitty flavor, and the quantity will someday kill someone.

Wow, Eddie brewed the best GAM batch ever. That shit made me tingle all over.

by Dodgers2017 August 12, 2019

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to the batcave

While doing a girl from behind, subtly grab a flashlight and flash it towards the ceiling. Once she's distracted and confused by the light, scream "TO THE BATCAVE", and slam it in her ass.

I went to take my girlfriend to the batcave.

by thokkdench May 17, 2015

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Brownie Batcher

Someones rectum. The butt.

Dude, I got to go use my brownie batcher

by Jack-Knob21 July 25, 2010

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Batcaving

This is an advanced sexual act, performed when one is feeling in the mood to surprise ones lady. You start this delight by turning off all lights in the room. Get your lady to lay on her side and ask her to look at the ceiling. Now, grab your erect meat seeking pissile and shine a torch from underneath to display the sillouette on the ceiling, while screaming "TO THE BATCAVE" and with one swift, vigorous thrust, insert ones member into her anus. Lube is optional, but dry docking is not recommended unless you do not value your teeth/balls/relationship.

I gave Tonya a real good batcaving last night. Luckily, she enjoyed it so didn't even knock my teeth out afterward.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 3, 2021

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Run a Batch

The obligatory release of semen typically from the male body into some sort of containment device such as a napkin or a tissue to be later discarded. Although this is usually a night-time practice to finally get some sleep, running a batch can happen most anytime there is downtime throughout the day. This includes: not getting sex after begging for it anywhere between 5-35 minutes, having no direction in your life and running a batch just because the internet happens to be available, or going home empty handed after a night out clubbing.

Zeke (after a long night out): "Bro you wanna go hit Denny's for a Grand Slam breakfast since we struck out tonight?"

Me: "Naw man, I think I'm gunna go home, run a batch and call it a night."

by one-5 February 24, 2010

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