birth-day

expelled from a safe, warm environment into a cold, wicked world to live with pain, suffering, frustration, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, disease, poverty so you can die......

birth-day, birthday, birth, world, baby, hell, delivery

by psychoesthesiac July 9, 2010

birth dearth

A hybrid of Herp Derp. Whenever you see a chick who is dirty and incompetent the phrase is suitable for usage. It is only used when referring to someone in particular, or when ever their name comes into conversation.

Bro 1: "Man, did you see Julie today?"
Brah 2: "Birth Dearth!"

by brownz99 June 1, 2010

Giving birth-day

When a mother wants some recognition for giving birth to her child on their subsequent Birthdays.

Wife: I deserve a present because it's my giving birth-day.
Happy Giving Birth-day.

by Mummybee February 14, 2010

Bearth-Day

The day the earth was born; The day the earth slipped from the Universe's vagina.

Michael Jordan: "man I just shit myself".
God: "That's a natural occurrence on Bearth-Day".

See Also birth day

by iTrollin May 10, 2010

bath dodger

A person of English nationality so named for their disgusting habit of only bathing once a week. See also soap dodger.

Geez the smell of that bath dodger would rot the nose hairs off a dead wombat.

by aussie bob March 3, 2005

Bart Diver

A weird guy that lives in the forest and playing runescape all days long.

I saw this weird guy Bart Diver on Runescape today, people has confirmed he has hair all over hes body.

by Arbert von rumpa February 12, 2009

birth defects

adjective;Used to describe a dumb person. A decription of someone who is fucking stupid.

Yeah,"birth defects" over there tried to snort baking soda!
Look here "birth defects" you supposed to drive like you got some since!

by Reason85 February 17, 2014