baloon knot

Noun: slang for anus. Just look at an inside out baloon and you will understand.

My dog must have worms because he is dragging his baloon knot across the floor!

by EugeneGoldman November 11, 2007

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 17, 2008

green baloon

When u have anal sex with a women and she squirt diareah all over your dick causing a green bubbly baloon.

Last night I had sex with Nicki and she had a green baloon i almost got solmenela!

by green baloon January 17, 2015

Look, Baloons!

A term used when you happen to be a beaver and 4 hungry multi-colored bears are trying to eat you. They will get you cornered and then you should point to the sky and shout, "LOOK! BALOONS!" The bears will be pleased at the notion of baloons giving you time to escape.

Dagget from Angry Beavers escaped saying, Look Baloons in episode 206.

by Arkalit November 13, 2004

ass baloon

A mix between someone who's an asshole and a retard.

Stephen: Cody! Quit being an ass baloon!
Cody: Otxgofdithfucku

by BearJew510643 May 10, 2016

[Secks] baloons

Secks ballons is somthing you put on your penis, also called; condoms

w/ secks baloons

8=====D

w/o secks baloons

8=====p
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by Mastar ch33f February 4, 2009

Red Baloon

When a female manages to have her period on another humans face.

Dude: Last night I went to eat out my girlfriend and she gave me the most surprising red baloon it even went in my eyes!!
Guy: Gnarley dude you should have slapped her

by bdemsk September 27, 2009