ballwash

a phenomenon that happens to males while pooping on an oversensitive auto flush toilet.

Steve: I was taking a dump at Home Depot, reached down to answer my phone, it triggered the autoflush and it drenched my sack.

Jeremy: Dude, sounds like you got a ballwash.

by turnyourface July 20, 2010

Ballwasher

One who proceeds to wash the man ball in their moulth. uses much tongue and enjoys it thrurrowly

"Mike Roper i a bigtime Ballwasher."
"Yeah,i know he slobbed my nob a while ago."
"Sucks at paintball too."

by Jim T January 6, 2004

ballwash

as if. a load of crap. ain't gonna happen. who you trying to fool?

phil was asked to dj till 4am. well thats just ballwash.

by trixie g. February 14, 2005

ballwasher

This a person who has not yet evolved on the genetic level to even pass as a human being. One who is a ballwasher is slime. Crud. The stinking steaming pile of shit on the bottom of your shoe. They would sell out their own mother if it meant they had to ballwash to gain power.

"I am going to bring in cookies to share with the office and I will bake some muffins for the boss"

"Hey Look at that ballwasher going into Darrens office again!!!"

by Dark Lord Kyuss February 23, 2004

backwashed

A man who is known for fisting his own butt hole while wearing sharp, intricate hand jewelry such as rings and bracelets which in time scrape the insides of the colon and cause rectal bleeding. The jewelry is then put in food to surprise one's partner as a gift.

WOW that guy is a backwashed! He put that jewelry in some hamburger helper and proposed with that shit. Shit was so cash.

by brantleyboy September 3, 2009

Ballwasher

An employee who will wash the bosses balls to get ahead

" That delivery driver sure is a Ballwasher !"

by This Devil April 18, 2024

Ginger-ballwasher

Guy #1 ) did you see that dude washing the boss's balls?

Guy#2 ) which one ffs be more specific

Guy#1 ) the Ginger-Ballwasher sorry i thought it was obvious the way he dove at the boss's balls

A young red headed male employee fairly lazy and extremely unintelligent preforming sexual favours to remain employed and attain easy jobs.
Look at the bullshit that the Ginger-ballwasher is getting away with today LOL

by Leecifer#1 December 23, 2022