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ass baby

1. A medical term used to describe a child that was conceived by anal sex and/or birthed through the anal cavity.

2. A human so hideous that only an ass could have produced such a thing.
Dora gave birth to a beautiful ass baby boy last night.

Carrot Top is an ass baby.
by JonD July 25, 2008
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Cry Baby Fat Ass

Its the little kids who are fat as fuck and they cry cause they dont get what they want... usually food
BABY: I want cookies
MOM: Your not getting them
BABY CRYS
MOM: SHut the fuck up you cry baby fat ass
by Big- D October 4, 2008
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Ass Baby

One who was conceived by their parents anal sex, a small amount of cum drips into their vagina therefore creating the ass baby. This ass baby is inherently terrible at anything and everything that they do.
-Oh wow look at Jebadiah he sucks at life.

-Yeah i know he is a total Ass Baby.
by Hauss Piece July 20, 2011
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ass baby

A very very large bowel movement
by Roderick October 16, 2003
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ass baby

When a couple is having anal sex, and sperm drips from the anal cavity to the vagina, impregnating the woman.
The ejaculate from John's then empty testicles dripped from Denise's anal cavity to her vaginal mound, thus impregnating her. She then gave birth to her beautiful ass baby, Clifton.
by willdbeast May 2, 2006
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ass-baby

a stool of such girth that it feels like giving birth
i thought that ass-baby was gonna rip my ring!
by maty97 December 16, 2008
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