b.m.w. 

black man's weiner
(used most appropriately when viewing pornography)

Check out that BMW!

b.m.w. by yo September 21, 2003

B.M.W. 

big mexican woman: A big, fat mexican woman

When putting down a guy's wife/girlfriend....."Hey man, I heard you've been driving a B.M.W.!

Used particularly around southwestern military bases, where mexican women are hanging around, and trying to hook GIs

B.M.W. by SCORPIOERIC August 14, 2006

b.m.w. 

black mans wish

yo tyrone just got a b.m.w.

b.m.w. by whitegold L.I.N.Y May 11, 2003

b.m.w. 

Bart Muni & Walking

How most of us get around in San Francisco.

While in the bay area, I travel by bmw.

b.m.w. by Mickey November 23, 2003

b.m.w. 

This term stands for the phrase, "BODY MADE WRONG"! I often use it towards some guy in front of me in the Taco Bell line ordering a meal fit for 5 people.

Tevin: What the f*** do you call that?!?!
ME: Total b.m.w.!!!

b.m.w. by Alexoia January 24, 2008

b.m.w. 

Big Mean Woman

Hey, Tom your mom sure is a B.M.W.

b.m.w. by DANIEL December 1, 2003

b.m.w. 

built muthafuckin' wrong

that girl is b.m.w., damn, i dont even wanna see her naked.

b.m.w. by 745 February 14, 2008