J.M.B

Jamaican Maori Brothers

Dan: Yo what’s J.M.B
Luke: Jamaican Maori Brothers
Dan: Oh true bro

by Real Øne November 6, 2018

J.O.M.B.

Jerk Off Memory Bank

That chick is fine.
File her in the J.O.M.B.

by how July 23, 2005

J.K.M.B.

cooler then the typical "JK", JKMC stands for "just kidding my brotha" / slang from the hood

"Yo man you smell like rust"
"what the hell?"
"J.K.M.B.!"

by Nicheto November 1, 2006

R.I.M.J.O.B

Acronym meaning: Recently Initated Member Joining Our Fraternity

Refers to college students who are newly initated into a greek fraternity.

Is said without the punctuation: “Rimjob”
Plural: “Rimjobs”

“Hey Paul, we’re throwing a rager at the house tonight. Call over the R.I.M.J.O.B ‘s so they know about it!”

by GreekWrangler February 6, 2019

j.o.m.b.

To clarify, it's pronounced (jom-bee). and is the acronym for Jerk Off Memory Bank. This means to save an image in your mind for later self satisfaction, or perhaps sharing with another co-jerker.

Dude, when Dana bent over to pick up that pencil in the office I saw her thong slip up her pink meat curtains thru her dress. I'm sticking that in the j.o.m.b. (jom-bee) for my coffee break.

by the real justin April 27, 2009

B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

b.a.j.o.m.f.

Bad ass jesus owning motherfucker.

transporter 2 is one b.a.j.o.m.f.

dave just gave a guy a wedgie all the way over his head, what a b.a.j.o.m.f.

by badassboy13 April 13, 2009