"...went into the cheap B&B, when I pulled back my sheets to get on into bed found a dead woman there. So I come downstairs an' I throw her at the manager..."
-George the Angry Redneck
-George the Angry Redneck
by Fugerko.? December 7, 2003
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brad: OH MY FUCKJING GOD WHAT THE FUCVKING FUCKING FUCKERY BAKERY NUTTIES ACORN SQUEIRL SHIT MOUSEPAD KEY DICKSHITTER 4420 APPLEBEANS SHITSAUCESTAINS IS THIS!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!???!????!?!?!??!?1?!??!?!??!?!??!
carl: school
brad: OH MY FUCKJING GOD WHAT THE FUCVKING FUCKING FUCKERY BAKERY NUTTIES ACORN SQUEIRL SHIT MOUSEPAD KEY DICKSHITTER 4420 APPLEBEANS SHITSAUCESTAINS IS THIS!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!???!????!?!?!??!?1?!??!?!??!?!??!
carl: school
by vennyweenny October 9, 2023
Get the rfedtcv bgfv b b mnnm mug.A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.
The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:
1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)
N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.
Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.
Result analysis is as follows:
50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:
1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)
N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.
Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.
Result analysis is as follows:
50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!
Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?
Guy 1: True, umm well face 9
Guy 2: Legs a safe 8
Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass
Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters
Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5
Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach
Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?
Guy 1: True, umm well face 9
Guy 2: Legs a safe 8
Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass
Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters
Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5
Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach
Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010
Get the F.L.A.B.B.S. mug.Can't Be Bothered: The question, event, or person is not worth or worthy of a long response. Normally more effective if said with a pissy expression/tone and a dismissive hand gesture.
Question: Are you going to Esther's party?
Response: C.B.B.
Question: Aren't you going to complete that spreadsheet before leaving?
Response: C.B.B.
Response: C.B.B.
Question: Aren't you going to complete that spreadsheet before leaving?
Response: C.B.B.
by maxla July 30, 2008
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A shortened version of bitches be crazy, as used in various movies such as The Heartbreak Kid.
A shortened version of bitches be crazy, as used in various movies such as The Heartbreak Kid.
Mike: " dude why is your girl so mad?"
John" i dont know man, B.B.C."
Charles" hey girl"
Girl:" dont talk to me"
Charles:" what the hell? B.B.C"
John" i dont know man, B.B.C."
Charles" hey girl"
Girl:" dont talk to me"
Charles:" what the hell? B.B.C"
by T-BRUCE May 6, 2011
Get the B.B.C. mug.you wake up one morning after a long night of partying with a ton of crazy women and you say B.B.C.
Or on the other hand this could describe girls being bitchy, crazy, or anything in general...B.B.C.
Or on the other hand this could describe girls being bitchy, crazy, or anything in general...B.B.C.
by Makeshiftace February 25, 2009
Get the B.B.C. mug.Those pretty face broke bitches just dont do it for E, these P.F.B.B.s are always askin somethin of me
by SmoovE4Life December 9, 2003
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